oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog
okay so this is totally awesome and sweet but i can’t help but be a little confused and intrigued as to the meaning of some of those icons
“my gender is Half a Skirt.” “i identify as a really lazy jumping jack”
I said this on Facebook but
I honestly do not understand the spread legs female icon what gender expression is that??? Strong Female Who Don’t Need No Man????
my gender is Fast Wheelchair Guy
I’ll have you know I’ve been laughing at this for at least five solid minutes.
my gender is the dude who’s pretending to be an airplane
you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet
at a friend’s house
During a fancy party.
And that’s the only bathroom.
And there’s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys spawn from
And they have no plunger anywhere
And you are on your period
deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words
and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear
there are only 3 types of girls
- girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
- girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
- girls who loved horses too much in elementary school
that’s every flavor of girl there is
in my elementary school there were 5 girls obsessed with camels
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
I think that when you send celebrities fan mail, you should send them the worst picture that was ever taken of them to be signed.
Oh my God guys… wait.
*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes